teamneopia:

Dear Neopians,

We are getting many questions about one thing in particular so we convened a meeting to address your concerns.

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We are not here to be the Fun Police so please don’t fret. We are here to share cool Neopets stuff with other people who also like cool Neopets stuff. And to make fools of ourselves. That is also a mandate.

The people who run this Tumblr account work in the Creative department and we’ve been watching Tumblr and many, many other sites for a long time. We do so to gather feedback and use that feedback to try and make Neopets better. We’ve been doing it forever so we are quite familiar with your shenanigans. Unless you’re doing Very Bad Things that harm the site or our dear players — cheating, scamming, and NP buying/selling are good examples  then you have nothing to fear. Even though some of your posts make us throw up in our mouths a little, they are not posted on Neopets.com and we do not judge.

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Except for Weak_Burrito. He judges.

Anyway, please don’t mind us. Carry on.

- The Neopets Team

go D UF CKING DAMM IT IM LUA GHIGN SO HA RD THANK U JA DE

go D UF CKING DAMM IT IM LUA GHIGN SO HA RD THANK U JA DE

exty:

monokera the timid woodland uni 

exty:

monokera the timid woodland uni 

you know what neopets im done with this

you know what neopets im done with this

sugarsprinklestars:

So I rediscovered MS Paint and these doodles happened. My Aisha babies Pineapple_Cookie and Lluima ♥

basedgeromy:

bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin

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a hundred mothafuckas cant tell me nothin

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malignance:

shout out to goodwill

malignance:

shout out to goodwill

neohell:

something nobody needed or wanted

every faction leader dressed as a sailor moon character

bye

neopianpsychopath:

i’ve never seen a neopets fun image that has made me this uncomfortable

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the best of banned words on neopets.com

avians:

in case you were wondering

  • itching
  • lesbian / lezzie
  • hooters (hooter is ok)
  • lmfao (lmao is ok)
  • myspace
  • naked
  • piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
  • mate (gets changed to fish)
  • queer
  • shlong
  • suck
  • tampon
  • testicle
  • tit/tits (titties is ok)
  • vagina

extra: these words are allowed

  • anal
  • beastiality
  • cock
  • crystal meth
  • LSD
  • narcotics
  • opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

neopianpsychopath:

this is either the greatest or the stupidest thing i’ve ever done

neopianpsychopath:

this is either the greatest or the stupidest thing i’ve ever done

kyriiarchy:

well you just summed up all of internet purchases

kyriiarchy:

well you just summed up all of internet purchases