spiralqueen:

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White mother:  honey come here stand next to mommy I don't want you running near the street you could get hit by a car
Hispanic mother:  ven pA CA COÑO PORQUE NO ME FOCKING ESCUCHES CABRONCITO ESTUPIDO SAL DE LA FOKING CALLE

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9ther6l99d:

nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go

badcgijosh:

I used to have full on nightmares about this commercial when I was younger

johndaveprincess:

johndaveprincess:

omfg so my mom made me a schedule for doing school work because i got really behind last year and this was in the corner of the paper

i dont think this was as good as the valentine she made me though

i had another one but photoshop crashed before i could save it.
slythlepuff 4 lyf.

i had another one but photoshop crashed before i could save it.

slythlepuff 4 lyf.

comics365:

Day 246.
I may be overwhelmed but at least I have a cool sweater.

comics365:

Day 246.

I may be overwhelmed but at least I have a cool sweater.

taterhater:

syddie-cakes:

-cyanideandlesbians:

lesb1an:

unicorn-rains:

The slit-mouth woman is an urban legend about a woman with a slit-mouth (meaning that the woman’s mouth is cut from ear-to-ear. She wears a white mask to cover her severed mouth.
Kuchisake-Onna appears in the streets of Japan, murdering mainly children with a pair of huge scissors. But before Kuchisake-Onna kills the victim, she asks him/her this question: “Am I pretty?”. If the victim answer yes, she will take off her mask, revealing her severed mouth,  and asks “How about now?”. This is the tricky part…….if you answer “no”, she will kill the victim. If you say “yes”, she will take her scissors, and cut the victim’s mouth, making him/her have a slit-mouth just like her, but Kuchisake-Onna may let you live. It is almost impossible to escape from Kuchisake-Onna, because she can move at super-human speeds.
But I said ALMOST impossible, so there are a few ways to escape:
1. If the you say that she looks normal, she will get confused, and you will have enough time to escape.
2. If the you ask if you’re pretty, she will also become confused, and she will leave.
3. This is the newest way to escape: if you tell her that you need or have to attend a previous engagement, she will pardon her manners and excuse herself from your presence.
How did Kuchisake-Onna got her mouth severed? Some say it was a accident. Others say it was a surgery gone wrong. Yet, other people say that Kuchisake-Onna is an escaped mental patient who was so demented that she cut her own mouth apart.
But the most popular legend/explanation was because her husband sliced her mouth a sword because she was cheating on him. After he attacked her, he yelled “Who’ll think you’re beautiful now?!” In the spring and summer of 1979, rumors started to spread throughout Japan about sightings of the Kuchisake-onna hunting down children. The story was spread like wildfire, causing many of Japan’s towns to become afraid of the Kuchisake-Onna. It even caused the police to increased their patrols and made schools send teachers to walk students home in groups.

what the fuck? this is some nip/tick ass shit

god damn it.now i’m gonna have nightmares.. 

I love this story. Its so freaky. Though if it ever happened to me, I would just fall over and play dead and hope she gets confused and leaves. Im not good at running

The movie was pretty cool, bro. I enjoyed it. Yeah. idk.

taterhater:

syddie-cakes:

-cyanideandlesbians:

lesb1an:

unicorn-rains:

The slit-mouth woman is an urban legend about a woman with a slit-mouth (meaning that the woman’s mouth is cut from ear-to-ear. She wears a white mask to cover her severed mouth.

Kuchisake-Onna appears in the streets of Japan, murdering mainly children with a pair of huge scissors. But before Kuchisake-Onna kills the victim, she asks him/her this question: “Am I pretty?”. If the victim answer yes, she will take off her mask, revealing her severed mouth,  and asks “How about now?”. This is the tricky part…….if you answer “no”, she will kill the victim. If you say “yes”, she will take her scissors, and cut the victim’s mouth, making him/her have a slit-mouth just like her, but Kuchisake-Onna may let you live. It is almost impossible to escape from Kuchisake-Onna, because she can move at super-human speeds.

But I said ALMOST impossible, so there are a few ways to escape:

1. If the you say that she looks normal, she will get confused, and you will have enough time to escape.

2. If the you ask if you’re pretty, she will also become confused, and she will leave.

3. This is the newest way to escape: if you tell her that you need or have to attend a previous engagement, she will pardon her manners and excuse herself from your presence.

How did Kuchisake-Onna got her mouth severed? Some say it was a accident. Others say it was a surgery gone wrong. Yet, other people say that Kuchisake-Onna is an escaped mental patient who was so demented that she cut her own mouth apart.

But the most popular legend/explanation was because her husband sliced her mouth a sword because she was cheating on him. After he attacked her, he yelled “Who’ll think you’re beautiful now?!” 
In the spring and summer of 1979, rumors started to spread throughout Japan about sightings of the Kuchisake-onna hunting down children. The story was spread like wildfire, causing many of Japan’s towns to become afraid of the Kuchisake-Onna. It even caused the police to increased their patrols and made schools send teachers to walk students home in groups.

what the fuck? this is some nip/tick ass shit

god damn it.
now i’m gonna have nightmares.. 

I love this story. Its so freaky. Though if it ever happened to me, I would just fall over and play dead and hope she gets confused and leaves. Im not good at running

The movie was pretty cool, bro. I enjoyed it. Yeah. idk.

so today i tried to open imovie only to discover it was gone so i tried to confront apple about this

 You are chatting with CAMILLE D, an Apple Expert
CAMILLE D:  Hi, my name is CAMILLE D. Welcome to Apple!
CAMILLE D:  Hello
Me:  Hi
CAMILLE D:  How may I help you today?
Me:  Ok so I had iMovie but it somehow magically disappeared completely while I was learning how to use it
CAMILLE D:  Im sorry to hear that.
Me:  So I tried to download it again but it wants me to get the mac app store
Me:  so i follow all the instructions to get the mac app store and it doesn't work
CAMILLE D:  Ok lets see if we can get this resolved for you.
CAMILLE D:  One moment ok?
Me:  Alright
CAMILLE D:  Whick operating system are you currently using?
Me:  snow leopard
CAMILLE D:  Thank you
CAMILLE D:  Thank you for waiting.
CAMILLE D:  What you are going to have to do is contact AppleCare, they willbe able to help you with that
Me:  OK

and i have homework and a bedtime now

how the fuck am i going to do geometry and spanish in five hours do you know how long it takes me to homework

whinges:

All 12 Zodiac cats together!Prints, stickers and probably charms available at Otakon!

whinges:

All 12 Zodiac cats together!
Prints, stickers and probably charms available at Otakon!